May 2013
155 posts
esexist:
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
tylerfucklin:
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me with so much shame
jesusfreakinglucifer:
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
jerrytyson:
IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE RELATIONSHIP OF TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OWNS YOUR SOUL AND YOU CAN’T GET YOUR LIFE BACK AND NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE